As British NFL fans, we have to deal with an influx of moronic comments about the game every year, usually around the heightened presence of the sport surrounding the Super Bowl.

Without fail, a bunch of Twitter “comedians” will come out with some hilariously recycled and regurgitated lines that apparently are supposed to inform us that the game is terrible, and couldn’t hold a candle to rugby and other sports.

For non-American Football fans planning on making these impossibly funny remarks tonight, the entire UK NFL fanbase would like to tell you to not bother, it’s boring!

Here’s the top five infuriating things people will say tonight, things that they’ll think are hilarious when in fact, they’re quite the opposite:

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