If you love the NFL, this is probably one of the best nights of the year in your mind.

The landscape of the league will be irrevocably altered in just a matter of hours, with strategy and tension reigning supreme over what is in essence, a glorified playground team selection.

In many ways, I can understand the confusion and scepticism on the part of my loved ones as they try to wrap their head around university students being picked in a massive stadium in Texas.

However, that doesn’t excuse all the inanity from the non-NFL fan.

Here are the top five most infuriating things British fans will hear on draft night: